New Years resolutions are a crock of shit.
They are merely an excuse to make up a whole lot of self serving unattainable bullshit goals that you have either no intention or no actual way of doing thereby rendering all resolutions null & void. Make sense? Try being me.
Anyhoo, here’s my Top 10 3 (maybe 4) non-resolutions.
1. Worrying about weight
Throw away your scales, say “fuck it” & eat cake. Or chocolate. Whatever floats your boat really. Drink a bottle of cream for all I care.
2. Ditch Dry July & aim for Smashed September.
Giving up drinking for 1 month is like giving up sex when you’re 8 1/2 months pregnant.
It’s long enough that you miss it but not enough that you’ll ration yourself once the time has elapsed. You’re back to rooting like a rabbit on heat once the stitches have healed.
3. Fuck fitness.
Sex is fitness. See above.
Anything else is a mere excuse to buy lycra bike shorts or ridiculous yoga pants.
4. Nope….I got nothing.
So my friends, I wish you one & all a very Happy New Year & I look forward to sharing my scary inner thoughts journey with you in 2013.
Sex & all 
Mrs D.
Posted from my new kick arse phone.
I must try #1. Happy New Year. Love the graphic. Perfect for pinning
Happy New Year, thanks for reading
Superbly said gf! Especially #1, 2 ,3, and 4! haha Happy New Year!
Number 3 is my favourite
Happy New Year 
haha you got that right, however, when the units stop working do we have to revert back to actual non-sex excercise? Or just F— it!
That was funny, you couldn’t have said it better, now I’m off to eat that fudge that’s in the kitchen, I’m not going to worry either.
Mmmm love fudge! Happy New Year
Happy new year to you mrs d and i think smashed september is a great idea count me in!
Happy New Year to you too Ann xx