New Years resolutions are a crock of shit.
They are merely an excuse to make up a whole lot of self serving unattainable
bullshit goals that you have either no intention or no actual way of doing thereby rendering all resolutions null & void. Make sense? Try being me.
Anyhoo, here’s my Top
10 3 (maybe 4) non-resolutions.
1. Worrying about weight
Throw away your scales, say “fuck it” & eat cake. Or chocolate. Whatever floats your boat really. Drink a bottle of cream for all I care.
2. Ditch Dry July & aim for Smashed September.
Giving up drinking for 1 month is like giving up sex when you’re 8 1/2 months pregnant.
It’s long enough that you miss it but not enough that you’ll ration yourself once the time has elapsed. You’re back to rooting like a rabbit on heat once the stitches have healed.
3. Fuck fitness.
Sex is fitness. See above.
Anything else is a mere excuse to buy lycra bike shorts or ridiculous yoga pants.
4. Nope….I got nothing.
So my friends, I wish you one & all a very Happy New Year & I look forward to sharing my
scary inner thoughts journey with you in 2013.
Sex & all
Posted from my new kick arse phone.